» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 679366

asshole-tier:

truepac:

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS 

 someone could be thinking this about you right now you never know

(Source: hempura)

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stomachlottery:

veggielezzyfemmie:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

I can’t stop looking at it…? Such a nice composition… 

so inttooo thisssssss

stomachlottery:

veggielezzyfemmie:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

I can’t stop looking at it…? Such a nice composition… 

so inttooo thisssssss

» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 511049

heckayeah:

american sex ed

(Source: alotofbeautyinordinarythings)

» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 215695

Anonymous asked,

What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

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(Source: studioghifli)

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gothvomit:

jen-ami:

couldn’t take how maddeningly cute these were

i took a million photos

I want

» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 7626

flawlessvevo:

Beyoncé + The Walk 

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yooneroos:

he just don’t give a fuck!
» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 39765

Meanwhile, the presumed stockpile of penis photos taken by Hollywood actors remains curiously untouched

A line from an EW article questioning why it’s only women in Hollywood who have their privacy violated x (via pansycakeofwesteros)

» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 392041

(Source: sizvideos)

» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 45146

Jennifer Lawrence does not exist to fulfill my masturbatory fantasies. Jennifer Lawrence is not a thing to be passed around like a joint at a party. Jennifer Lawrence is a human fucking being. And she’s not my property, and she’s not your property, and we all need to back the fuck off.

Jennifer Lawrence is not a thing to be passed around (Playboy.com)

PLAYBOY LITERALLY CREATED MODERN PORN CULTURE, THEY ARE THE REASON MEN THINK THEY HAVE AN INALIENABLE RIGHT TO ACCESS ANY WOMAN THEY WANT’S BODY AND PASS IT AROUND LIKE PROPERTY TO JERK OFF TO. HOW FUCKING UP YOUR OWN ASS DO YOU HAVE TO BE PRAISE THIS SELF-SERVING “DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO” BULLSHIT?

(via nextyearsgirl)

(Source: jennfierlawrecne)

» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 16114

A “purrito” is a cat or kitten that is wrapped up like a little kitty burrito, and they’re all over the Internet.

did-you-kno:

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Photo credit: Imgur, Pinterest

» time 3 weeks ago   » notes 10910
cashcats:

my mind on my money
my money on my mind

cashcats:

my mind on my money

my money on my mind

» time 3 weeks ago   » notes 17049

Nicki Minaj is not a woman who easily slides into the roles assigned to women in her industry or elsewhere. She’s not polished, she’s not concerned with her reputation, and she’s certainly not fighting for equality among mainstream second-wave feminists. She’s something else, and she’s something equally worth giving credence to: a boundary-breaker, a nasty bitch, a self-proclaimed queen, a self-determined and self-made artist. She’s one of the boys, and she does it with the intent to subvert what it means. She sings about sexy women, about fucking around with different men. She raps about racing ahead in the game, imagines up her own strings of accolades, and rolls with a rap family notorious for dirty rhymes, foul mouths, and disregard for authority and hegemony.

While Beyoncé has expanded feminist discourse by reveling in her role as a mother and wife while also fighting for women’s rights, Minaj has been showing her teeth in her climb to the top of a male-dominated genre. Both, in the process, have expanded our society’s idea of what an empowered women looks like — but Minaj’s feminist credentials still frequently come under fire. To me, it seems like a clear-cut case of respectability politics and mainstreaming of the feminist movement: while feminist writers raved over Beyoncé’s latest album and the undertones of sexuality and empowerment that came with it, many have questioned Minaj’s decisions over the years to subvert beauty norms using her own body, graphically talk dirty in her work, and occasionally declare herself dominant in discourse about other women. (All of these areas of concern, however, didn’t seem to come into play when Queen Bey did the same.)

Nicki Minaj’s Feminism Isn’t About Your Comfort Zone: On “Anaconda” and Respectability Politics | Autostraddle (via becauseiamawoman)